Recently Active Member Avatars
allieuk5
Best Of The Rest Auditions
Just in case you are not yet bored of excruciating sob stories, humiliation of the masses and a ritual massacring of Jennifer Hudson’s entire back catalogue, fear not, as here is yet another audition show for you to wallow in and enjoy. Optimistically titled “Best Of The Rest” I sincerely doubt we will be [...]
Denver Auditions
Ryan says we are about to join the Mile High Club in Denver. Or something like that anyway. There are shots of mountains and other things of altitude to emphasise the point. Chris Daughtry once trooped down from a heady Colorado peak to audition here a few years past so that proves Denver’s Got Talent. [...]
Dallas Auditions
Today the freak show hits Texas and we are reminded of the multitude of train wrecks that we have experienced here over the years. Water fights, Armageddon at the judgement table, shit acts (mostly wearing cowboy hats) and a brief titter at the fact that Simon’s hair actually used to be WORSE than it is [...]
Los Angeles Auditions
Tonight we are in the City Of Angels on the hunt for the next Big Thing. In the meantime, the next Littlest Thing will have to do, in the shape of wee Ryan Seacrest, who is all dressed up to do his radio show. Only Ryan would do a crack of dawn breakfast show in [...]
Orlando Auditions Review
The American Idol train pulls into Orlando today. Launching Space shuttles are used as a metaphoric tool to denote the dreams of thousands, itching to blast off into a spectacular career in the music biz. They neglect to add in footage of Challenger or Columbia blown into a trillion pieces which is a MUCH better [...]
Chicago Auditions Review
This week Ryan brightly introduces us to “The Jewel of the Midwest” which, disappointingly, isn’t the Emerald City filled with shiny men of tin, airy fairy lions, slightly pissed off witches and hardcore gay icons but the Windy City itself, Chicago. Despite the jolly pictures of beautiful architecture, dreamy lakes and bustling avenues, the place [...]
Atlanta Auditions Review
Ryan has a pop quiz for us. Where did we find Fantasia, Clay Aiken and Jennifer Hudson? And was also the birthplace of the cutest little host on American telly? Seeing as the title of the show is “Atlanta Auditions” even those with the IQ of Paris Hilton might be able to have a wild [...]
Boston Auditions Review
In the 4 weeks since X Factor finished, I’m sure most of us had trouble filling the empty void of our humdrum lives. Unless that is, you were a David Tennant fan, because he seemed to pop up on everything from The One Show to Ex Dr Who Actors Do The Funniest Things via every [...]
Recent Comments